✦BIG RELIEF. ZERO DRAMA.

Pissink — PISS EASY.
LIVE FREE.

Your sink. Your aim. Your little yellow revolution.

Meet the funnel that makes taking a leak ridiculously simple. Less splash. Less fuss. More ahhh.

A better way to go. From $15.

Yellow Pissink funnel with a red bullseye target
AIM HIGH. SPLASH LOW.
PISSINK™01 / THE RELIEF REVOLUTION
Masked stick-figure character peeing through the Pissink funnel into a sink
WANTED FOR GREAT AIM

CAUGHT IN THE ACT

The masked legend shows you how

Funnel on the sink. Eyes on the target. Stream on point. Even a wanted man goes with total confidence.

THE SHORT VERSION

Ready. Aim. Relief.

Three steps. No instruction manual. You’ve got this.

01

Set it down

Place Pissink on your sink. Your new throne awaits.

02

Hit the target

Aim for the red bullseye. Make your inner marksman proud.

03

Give it a rinse

Rinse the funnel and sink. Walk away like a civilized legend.

FOR YOUR 3 AM SIDE QUEST

Lights out.
Aim on.

A little neon glow. A very obvious target. Find your way without turning the bathroom into a stadium.

GLOW-IN-THE-DARK GOODNESS
Pissink glowing neon in the dark
SHHH… NATURE CALLS
✦✧

SMALL FUNNEL. BIG ENERGY.

Good for you. Better for everyone.

Less flush. More future.

Skip the toilet flush. A quick rinse keeps things fresh without the full tank.

Let the family sleep

No thunderous flush. Your wife and kids can stay in dreamland.

Save the toothbrush

Your morning mint shouldn’t come with a side of splash. Keep it on target.

Fresh sink. Fresh start.

Aim, rinse, done. Don’t leave last night’s business for tomorrow’s you.

Sunlight in a lush green forest

ANSWER THE CALL OF NATURE

Wildly simple.
Simply free.

As easy, simple and accessible as walking naked in the forest and taking a leak without a single care in the world.

BIG AHHH ENERGY✳

LET’S TALK ABOUT THE SINK IN THE ROOM

Come out of
the water closet.

To everyone secretly peeing in the sink, terrified their wife or mom will uncover their terrible secret: it’s time to come out proudly. Pee in the sink like you’ve never peed before.

Leave the toilet splash club behind. Brushing your teeth with a souvenir from last night? Hard pass.

NO SHAME. JUST GOOD AIM.

YOUR NEXT GREAT BATHROOM DECISION

Pick your pee-volution.

One little upgrade. A whole lot of relief.

Pissink dedicated funnel

The Original

01

The dedicated Pissink funnel. All the freedom. None of the extra height.

$15USD
  • Dedicated funnel
  • Red bullseye target
  • Glow-in-the-dark finish
BEST VALUE
Pissink dedicated funnel

The High Ground

02

The Pissink funnel + a step stool. For anyone who could use a little lift.

$40USD
  • Dedicated funnel
  • Red bullseye target
  • Glow-in-the-dark finish
  • Step stool included

FAIR QUESTIONS. QUESTIONABLE HUMOR.

Glad you asked.

Rinse the funnel and sink after every use. Keep both clean as part of your usual bathroom routine. Revolutionary? No. Necessary? Absolutely.